i think my mom watched the whole time
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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