I'm laying in your front yard are you home
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
