I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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