***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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