We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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