I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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