We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I have aggressive nipples.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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