I can text with my tongue
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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