so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Help. Why am I so naked?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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