Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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