I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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