Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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