You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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