dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize
