8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
