Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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