i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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