She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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