Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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