why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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