Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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