All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
And the cops told us we were all naked.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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