I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
