Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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