I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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