girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Randomize
