Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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