Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
Shame is for Republicans.
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