NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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