do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
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