How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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