How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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