Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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