There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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