if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize