She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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