We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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