i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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