why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
All the doctor said was why
This toilet bowl is my home.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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