OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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