Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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