yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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