I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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