I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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