Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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