lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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