omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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