dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
