I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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