All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'd cum for enchiladas.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I had to cum in my sink.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
