i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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