i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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