Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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