spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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