Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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