So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
you never un-have a 4some
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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